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Stop Following Me!
I may be slow, but I'm in front of you!
If you win the rat race, you're still a rat.
Life is too short, have dessert first
Suburbanites pave over trees, then name streets after them.
All Men are Idiots and I Married their King.
Some days you're
Boldly going nowhere
CATS: The other white meat
Don't be sexist - broads hate that
Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel
Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window
How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you
If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now
I'm an imbecile and I vote
Money Isn't Everything, But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch.
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
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