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Funny signs

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'

In a Podiatrist's office:

'Time wounds all heels.'

On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon :

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

On another Septic Tank Truck:

'We're #1 in the #2 business'

At a Proctologist's door:

'To expedite your visit please back in.'

This pretty good except for the annoying music


I was looking for funny signs the other day and decided to make a video out of them hope you get a laugh out of it!! This one also spawned a second Funny signs video and probably a third in the future. Metallica's Sad But True and One songs were in it, but needed to be removed due to copyright laws.

Would like to thank everyone who made my first video ever the most popular Funny signs video on YouTube.

On a Plumber's truck:

'We repair what your husband fixed.'

On another Plumber's truck:

'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..'

On a Church's Billboard:

'7 days without God makes one weak.'

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:

'Invite us to your next blowout.'

On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:

'Hello. Can we pick your nose?'

At a Towing company:

'We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.'

On an Electrician's truck:

'Let us remove your shorts.'

In a Nonsmoking Area:

'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire
and take appropriate action.'

On a Maternity Room door:

'Push. Push. Push.'

At an Optometrist's Office :

'If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place.'

On a Taxidermist's window:

'We really know our stuff.'

On a Fence:

'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'

At a Car Dealership:

'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'

Outside a Muffler Shop:

'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'

At the Electric Company :

'We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be.'

In a Restaurant window :

'Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.'

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'


At a Propane Filling Station ,

'Thank heaven for little grills.'


And don't forget the sign at a

Chicago Radiator Shop:

'Best place in town to take a leak.'

Why eat live food?


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